Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I touched a dick in church today
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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