Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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