Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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