Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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