how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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