I don't think brook has ever known best
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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