i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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