She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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