We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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