I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
did i just pee glitter
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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