I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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