erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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