it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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