That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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