IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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