We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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