You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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