Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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