We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You don't make any sense
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