maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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