So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm lost and stupid without you.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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