is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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