I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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