Me. At least after what I've been through.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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