Where is the hickey?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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