oh god the rape fog is back!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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