Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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