Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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