I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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