I puked a lego.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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