It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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