i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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