i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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