Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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