Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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