Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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