How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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