brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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