So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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