so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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