Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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