he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
