What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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