Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
