Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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