I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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