Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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