would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You are a genius and a whore.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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