Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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