This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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