I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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