There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Who died my cat blue again?
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