just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
bring money and cleavage
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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